my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
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girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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