even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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