Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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