To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
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