we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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