Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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