i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
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Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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