Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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