dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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