Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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