He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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