you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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