I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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