You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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