He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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