Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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