Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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