miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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