i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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