Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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