used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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