I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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