Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
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Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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