Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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