I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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