that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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