I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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