so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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