**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
