no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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