hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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