I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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