Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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