Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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