C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
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She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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