this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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