How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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