the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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