I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Come back. Shots need mouths.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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