Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
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Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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