so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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