Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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