turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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