apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
His nipple licking is glorious
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