do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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