I got chris browned last night
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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