i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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