Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
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