we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
