You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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