Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
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Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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