i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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