I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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